Wi(f)e so turned on by your comments and messages she pulled me into the ladies room.
oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free
Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme
Being a good writer is 3% talent and 97% not being distracted by the internet.
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i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT